Open Post: Hosted By Claudia Cardinale

March 21, 2011 / Posted by:

Eyebrows so meticulously drawn that the Royal Academy of Arts is devoting an entire course to them… Palms so shiny that the rumors about them being covered in stretched mother of pearl must be true… A hairfall of curls that is so luscious that I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the true inspiration for Richard Simmons’ fro… Teeth that are the same color grown men see when they blackout from witnessing this she-beauty lick her lips at them…. It could only be one woman: the Temptress of Tunisia known as Claudia Cardinale!

It’s been over two years since she’s blessed this site with her ravishing beauty and at an event at the Italian embassy in Germany the other night, she showed us that she’s still as stunning as ever. We all want to be crystal ash trays in our next lives, so that we can cradle the ashes that fall from her 90th cigarette of the day.

Those aren’t gradient lenses on Claudia’s glasses. They are crystal clear lenses that slowly burned and baked from the white hot heat that wafts off her brows. And many don’t know this, but Claudia’s teeth are really gleaming white. They know the twin marquees over her eyes are the real stars of her face, so they dim themselves to let her brows really shine.

Speaking of her teeth, I bet that’s what an angel’s toenails look like in heaven.

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