Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 21, 2011 / Posted by:

Kelly Gneiting, the 400-pound sumo wrestler from Arizona who broke the Guinness World Record for the fattest person to run a marathon when he finished the L.A. Marathon yesterday in 9 hours, 48 minutes and 42 seconds.. Rain couldn’t keep a big bitch down and Kelly made it past the finish line after he jogged for the first 8 miles and walked for the last 18. Kelly told the L.A. Times that he started to get delirious in the brains towards the end of the 26.2 mile race and completely forgot where he was, “I was really struggling in the last five miles but I said to myself, ‘If I have to crawl, I will.‘”

Even though Kelly finished 8 hours after the winner and had to wait for traffic signals because the streets reopened during his race, he finished. And apparently, he lost 4 pounds.

The only marathon I can finish in under 10 hours is a “Say Yes to the Dress” marathon on TV and I’d GAIN 4 pounds during it (but I would be delirious towards the end). So goooo, Kelly!

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