Afternoon Crumbs
Oh, I see Tiger Woods picked out his newest piece from the Miss Faces of Meth 2010 lineup – The Superficial
I can’t go to a club unless my body is filled with 80% booze and yet Lindsay Lohan can go to one five nights in a row and only drink water? – Lainey Gossip
It’s sort of fitting that it looks like Hayden Panteraorwhatever’s breasts are raising two white flags (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
The man-on-man Cha-Cha-Cha on Austria’s Dancing with the Stars was just like most of my one night stands: lacking rhythm, barely any touching, disappointing, but filled with rhinestones! – Towleroad
Now, Joseph Gordon-Levitt would make a hot Catwoman – Celebitchy
Dog eating a watermelon while dressed like a watermelon – TDW
I liked Bruno Mars a lot more when his name was El DeBarge – The Berry
Plushie gang bang? – Hollywood Tuna
Well, the dog is cute – Popoholic
Chord Overstreet’s got a touch of Aaron Carter body – Just Jared
PLEASE GOD NO – ICYDK
I love how Posh is completely ignoring that basket of deliciousness – Popsugar
Bitches are shooting hos over the sky high burrito prices! – Gawker
It’s a good thing that Kris Humphries is so tall. That way he won’t suffocate from the toxic make-up cloud that constantly blows off of Kim Kardashian’s face – Moe Jackson
Kate Walsh feels like a loser for not having kids – I’m Not Obsessed
Little Green Riding Hood (Sadly, this is not a post about the world’s first bong helmet) – Cityrag
There might be some Kat Von D camel toe here, but I got out before it was too late – Hollywood Rag
Tyler Christopher fired from General Hospital – SOW