The battle between the silicone predators LeAnn Rimes and her fiance’s ex-wife Brandi Glanville is over for now. Ever since Eddie Cibrian dropped Brandi for LeAnn, the two have been shanking each other with their razor sharp clavicles on the Twitter battle field. They have fought over EVERYTHING, but now they’re putting down their weapons and playing nice. LeAnn and Brandi issued a joint statement on Twitter promising to stop the hate:
On Sunday 20th March 2011, @leannrimes said:
As a collective unit, Brandi and I would like all negativity to cease toward one another. We have communicated and have a direct understanding that we are ONLY ourselves on Twitter and have no other accounts that try to destroy one another. Please for our families’ sake stop the hate now and let us live OUR lives. We don’t need opinions or outside help in order for that to happen.
LeAnn and Brandi
This is what Twitter has become. This is what two grown ass women have become. No dick is that good.
But with that being said, I know what LeAnn is trying to do here. This is LeAnn’s way of luring Brandi out of her side of the wall to gain her trust. Then one day, LeAnn will sing out a beautiful song about newfound friendship to Brandi. And just as Brandi starts to yawn (as most do when LeAnn sings), the equine alien will slither into her mouth and take over her body once and for all! Then LeAnn will finally become the Brandi she’s always wanted to be! LeAnn might have eyes as squinty as Tweedledum’s camel toe, but she’s a genius!