And Her Stage Dildo Better Be A Judge On X-Factor Too

March 20, 2011 / Posted by:

Every name from Nicole Scherminger to Cheryl Tweedy to Jessica Simpson to your auntie who always talks to the TV all loud-like has been thrown around as a judge on the American version of X-Factor. Simon Cowell and L.A. Reid will be judges on that mess, and the former hasn’t said yet if he will bestow the third coming of Paula Abdul on the world by putting her on the panel. Pharmaceutical stocks depend on this, so Simon better do the right thing!

But in the meantime, there’s a rumor going around that Nicki Minaj might be sitting next to Simon Cowell’s luscious fur tits on the judging panel. X-Factor is going to be on FOX and Nicki Minaj looks like if Krusty the Clown drank the lake water next to Springfield’s nuclear plant, so this makes sense.

A source tells Page Six that Simon met with Nicki a couple of weeks ago, “Simon thinks Nicki is fantastic. She’s sassy, she looks great and she has bags of personality. This isn’t a done deal yet, but Nicki would be great for the show. She fits the ideal that ‘X Factor’ will be exciting, vibrant and different. And the show would also be great for her career.

The Bride of Evel Knievel judging singers?! You know, I’m okay with this as long as Nicki brings her Shar-Pei dildo along so I have something pretty to look at. American Idol has two dildos on their judging panel (Steven Tyler is more like a possessed vibrator with a broken off button) so X-Factor might as well have one.

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