Would You Hit It?
March 19, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
Here’s Demi Lovato’s rumored piece Wilmer Valderrama busting out his best Guys with iPhones moves including a smirk that says “Yes, I spent the better part of my morning meticulously manicuring my ab shrub” and a wink that says “This is what you’ll have to do to see what I’m working with.” No, if the blind items are true, then Wilmer’s got dick so large that he can give you a Shiatsu massage with it and use it to pound round meat for country fried steak in the morning. Dick veins so large that they’ll give you contractions..etc..etc..
Even though Fez probably cums AXE and will tell you afterward that you have fat thighs, I’d still hit it on Topher Grace’s basement couch.
via WOW Report
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