Hot Slut Of The Day!

My laptop must have swallowed an acid tab in the form of a virus, because it somehow directed me towards the bizarre world of Lift Off! Most of you probably already know, but Lift Off was this Australian children’s TV show in the 90s that dealt with “real life issues” and was based on the ideas of a delevopment psychologist. So it was extra trippy. It’s like if Sesame Street’s letters of the day were W-T-F. The characters included a talking elevator who acted like a therapist to the children, a one-eyed tube-like plant (ZERO COMMENT from me) and talking backpacks. Lift Off has given Dlisted enough Hot Sluts to last a blog lifetime, but we’ll start with EC.

EC is not only the new keeper of your nightmares who will yank out your eyeballs and bash your mouth out (If EC can’t have eyes, you can’t have eyes!!!!), but he was also a puppet that represented “every child.” More like EVERY nightmare. Here’s the scene where the children discover EC after he falls off a dumpster truck and comes to life for them:

THE WHAT?! I’m surprised the license plate on that trash truck doesn’t read: 666. That living doll (who is obviously a dark-sided spawn of Blank from Dick Tracy) came to life and those children still took him in? That shit is CHUCKY in disguise! And then they take EC to their apartment building and introduce him to the one-eyed plant? Whatever those kids are snorting, I’ll take a couple of lines myself.