Why, Hello There, James Franco’s Pit Fur

March 18, 2011 / Posted by:

Julia Roberts isn’t the only one who can successfully pair lipstick with an armpit full of fur pie! James Franco can play that game too and HOW! On the cover of Vogue Hommes International, James’ lips say “Princess Leia” but his pits scream “Chewbacca.” Don’t act like you wouldn’t fuck your nostrils with his hairy arm stems. Or at least prune a piece off, stick it in your bong and smoke it up since you know it can easily double as the good shit. Weed pits, James Franco’s got ’em.

And here’s a few more pictures of Franco posing like a male hustler in the back pages of the Village Voice circa 1989. My favorite has to be the one of him washing the crushed tomatoes and boo saliva off of his Oscar tux.

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