All the way back in January, most of the Internet threw “How Oedipus-ey of you” side-eyes at Stephanie Seymour and her young son Peter when pictures of them going to second base with each other made the rounds. Young Peter was on his mom’s tete like he just fell out of the womb and couldn’t eat solid foods. At the time, Stephanie told everyone to get out of her life space and she’s just really close with her kids. Young Peter said the same and also added that he’s gay and wouldn’t get on his mom like that even if she had tiny penises on her breasts instead of nipples.
Well, Stephanie, Young Peter and her husband Big Peter were back at the beach in St. Barts and no acts of possible incest groping went down! Probably because Stephanie and Young Peter know that judgmental eyes are watching and waiting to brand them with the SUCIO STAMP! You can tell Young Peter’s hand is heading for the chichis and Stephanie is like, “Heel. Later.”
And Stephanie can never do wrong in my eyes ever since she wore that hot mullet wedding dress with the black pantyhose in the November Rain video.