Afternoon Crumbs

Lindsay Lohan dressed like a call girl who just got caught in a sting operation and it’s actually her best look yet – The Superficial

I was wondering where my auntie’s scraggly hairdo from 1988 went – Lainey Gossip

Kylie Minogue meets her match – Towleroad

Is it time for another Jersey Shore casting call already? – TDW

Is this what happens when you touch the beautiful inferno on Prince Hot Ginge’s head? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Katherine Heigl in a two piece….. ……… – Just Jared

Elle’s amazing vocabulary – The Berry

Kate Winslet and John Mayer talked at a party – Celebitchy

Well, the toy bunny looks cute – Popoholic

Giggy is way too famous to pose with the likes of Ceiling Eyes – Hollywood Tuna

Proof that Taylor Lautner is a vampire and not a wolf – Jezebel

That picture of Chris Brown flashing his long pencil dick is Chris Brown – ICYDK

Heavy petting – Cityrag

Peta is going to flour bomb Pharrell Williams in 3…2.. – Moe Jackson

If you’re a cop, and you pull over a Hilton, it’s your duty to throw them in a prison cell for the rest of their lives! It’s an oath of honor! – Hollywood Rag

Tommy Girl got Stepford Katie a sewing machine for her birthday, so now she can stitch “HELP ME” on the back of her curtains – I’m Not Obsessed