Just like Slash and Kings of Leon before him, Dave Grohl is joining Team FuckGlee and hitting a cunt ball towards the show’s creator Ryan Murphy for biting at musicians who refuse to let their songs be sung by the likes of Rachel Berry. So don’t expect to see Coach Beiste break out into “Learn to Fly” after accidentally swallowing a tab of PCP instead of Motrin, because Dave Grohl isn’t having it. At the premiere of a Foo Fighters documentary at SXSW in Austin, Dave spit raged into The Hollywood Reporter’s tape recorder when Glee’s name came up:
“It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do fucking Glee. And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his fucking show… fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee.
I watched 10 minutes. It’s not my thing
The Glee guy, what a fucking jerk. Slash was the first one. He wanted to do Guns ‘n’ Roses and Slash is like, ‘I hate fucking musicals. It’s worse than Grease.’ Then [Murphy’s] like, ‘Well, of course he’d say that, he’s a washed up ol’ rock star, that’s what they fucking do.’ And then Kings of Leon say, ‘No, we don’t want to be on your show.’ And then he’s like, ‘Snotty little assholes…’ And it’s just like, Dude, maybe not everyone loves Glee. Me included.”
I totally get what Dave Grohl is saying and I’m in love with how he’s quoting Slash word for word, but I would’ve jumped in his lap and licked his moustache if he had only used a few more FUCKS in his rant. I’m not being sarcastic. This definitely needs more FUCKS.
And you know, Ryan Murphy should really take all these lemons and make cuntonade. On an upcoming episode of Glee, Ryan should sit across from Dave, Slash and KOHL in the music room. Then they can bitch each other out in person for the entire hour! They can even sing song out the words “Fuck you, snotty bitch!” if that’s what it takes! Make it happen, everyone!