The name “cuntwaffle” was used to describe Tony Hawk after it was reported that he dumped his third wife Lhoste for his the wife of his best friend Matt Goodman. But here’s a little update, Matt really doesn’t care that Tony Hawk might be licking on his old jizz residue when he’s going down on his estranged wife Cathy. Matt thinks it’s absolutely fine and so should you! Matt shrugged it off to Radar:
“I know people will think it is strange but I’m totally cool with it. I had split up with Cathy over a year ago and she started dating Tony about seven months ago. I have a new girlfriend now and I hope Tony, Cathy and Lhoste can all be happy. I texted Tony today and we are all trying our best to get along. Our kids are all friendly and we do not want a bad situation – people are making it a bigger deal than it is. I knew Tony was not happy with Lhoste and I hope he finds that (happiness) with Cathy – they have known each other a long time. He told me about the relationship although I suspected something before that. Life can be strange but I bear no grudges and just want to move on with my life now.”
Matt deserves a gold star for having such a good attitude about all of this. Matt isn’t going to seal Hawk the Cock’s eye shut with a punch kiss and he’s not going to cause a scene. Matt is bowing like a gentlemen and allowing his best friend to give it a try. Everybody, this is how an adult behaves! We’ve forgotten what it looks like.
In the future, when they’re all having dinner together, Matt will fondly look at how happy his ex-wife is with his best friend and then he’ll stroke the hand of his girlfriend next to him who will be blindfolded, covered with a burka and chained to his ankle….just in case.