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March 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Uncle O’Grimacey, a citizen of McDonaldland and Grimace’s Irish uncle who is was the official pimp of the Shamrock Shake in the late 70s through the mid 80s. And on this St. Patrick’s Day, Uncle O’Grimacey is still slumped against a lamp post off the turnpike in McDonaldland and cat calling at birdies flying by while gulping from a flask (filled with a Shamrock Shake, of course).

Uncle O’Grimacey is also a perfect mascot for St. Patrick’s Day, because the drunk McSnots that will come flying out of your nose when McYack on a side street after downing too many McPints will look exactly like him (complete with green hair and all)!

Let’s all get this St. Patrick’s Day started with a Shamrock Shake. Just ask them to only fill the cup halfway, because the rum is going to need some room. That’s how Uncle O’Grimacey does it.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all! And a Happy St. Hungthefuckover Day tomorrow!

(Thanks Lahoma)

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