And apparently when Aubrey O’Day switches on the manufactured fury her face morphs into a constipated Miley Cyrus. You learn something new. Outside of Katsuya in Hollywood last night, the former jewel of Diddy’s harem got into a fight with the boyfriend of one of her “All About Aubrey” co-stars. To say that this is more choreographed than Tom Cruise’s marriages is a damn understatement.
You can practically hear Aubrey’s internal voice chanting, “1, 2, 3, yell! 5,6,7, push!” So real. So raw. So Meryl Streep-esque. The scene is so captivating that the woman in the back is picking the kobe beef bits out of her teefs while wondering if she should get a scoop of the Cotton Candy or a cup of the Baseball Nut (that name…) at Baskin-Robbins after this shit wraps.