Besides jacuzzi jets, Charlie Sheen and the KKK, Jodie Foster has been one of Mel Gibson’s constant supporters and won’t hold back when gushing sweet syrupy words that are strangely the same consistency of butt pimple puss. Shortly after all of our ears were raped by a pack of Mel Gibsons, Jodie was one of the first to come to his defense. Jodie is at it again. During an interview with The Hollywood Reporter for their movie The Beaver (that title is still TOO EASY), Jodie continued to pour out love for Mel.
Jodie is laying it on so thick that you’d think Mad Mel broke into her trailer, stole a lesbian fuck tape off her laptop and is threatening to leak it through the Internet pipes unless she only has kind words for him from now on. Or maybe Jodie just has a movie to sell.
Roll your titties in a bowl of azucar and read what Jodie had to say about her beloved Mel:
Jodie on how Mel is yarmulke full of love: “He’s so incredibly loving and sensitive, he really is. He is the most loved actor I have ever worked with on a movie. And he’s not saintly, and he’s got a big mouth, and he’ll do gross things your nephew would do. But I knew the minute I met him that I would love him the rest of my life.”
Jodie on how Mel has human organs despite what you’ve heard: “I know him in a very complex way. He’s a real person; he’s not a cardboard cutout. I know that he has troubles, and when you love somebody you don’t just walk away from them when they are struggling.”
Jodie on how Mel came to her during the whole OctoSana explosion: “We talked about it all the way through, about what was going on in his life. I don’t think he told me until it was something he couldn’t handle by himself.”
Jodie on Mel’s insane rants: “I knew about that. He was upset. Then, on the last day of reshoots of Mel, it all came out.”
Jodie continuing to jack Mel off with a Fleshlight modeled after Eva Braun’s cooch: “God, I love that man. The performance he gave in this movie, I will always be grateful for. He brought a lifetime of pain to the character that we’ve been talking about for years, that I knew was part of his psyche and who he is. It’s part of him that is beautiful and that I want people to know, too. I can’t ever regret that.”
We get it, Jodie! Damn. You love Mel so much that you just want to wrap in him in a giant vagina and eat him up! You’d think Mel blew Jodie before Jacuzzi.
And I don’t have a nephew, but I’d like to think that if I did he’d never tell anyone to blow him before Jacuzzi. I mean, toddlers shouldn’t go in the Jacuzzi!