Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

March 16, 2011 / Posted by:

Which actor recently linked to a series of starlets has been secretly sleeping with a man? (Page Six)

The phrase “all of them” has a home in the answer to this blind item. It could be Ryan Phillipe? Jake Gyllenhaal? Ryan Gosling? Chace Crawford? Chord Overstreet? Matthew Morrison? And everybody else! But since I like to keep it classic, I’ll go with Jake?

Which former squeaky-clean child actor was recently spotted buying drugs openly on the street in the West Village? (Page Six)

Squeaky clean = Bubbles = Michael Jackson = Macaulay Culkin?

Which female publicist ruined a friend’s birthday party at a New York club last weekend by urinating in the middle of the dance floor, causing guests to slip and fall in the mess? (Page Six)

And the Urinelectric Slide is born! I only know of two famous-ish female publicists: Lizzie Grubman and Michele “PT Cwuzer” Elyzabeth. I’ll go with PT Cwuzer.

This very promising young actress is unexpectedly pregnant. The timing isn’t great, as her career is really just starting to take off. She has multiple projects scheduled through the beginning of next year, so it will be interesting to see how she handles this. She will have to make a decision fast, though, as she is already approximately two months along in her pregnancy. (Blind Gossip)

Aaaaand exhale: Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Roberts, Amanda Seyfried or Mia Wasikowska? Or Justin Bieber.

This actress makes plenty of money and is always well turned out, so you may be surprised to hear that she has sticky fingers. Or, in her case, sticky toes. She has a particular method that she uses to literally walk off with expensive shoes.

When she goes shoe shopping, she wears a super long dress or long pants. She has the shoe salesperson bring her multiple boxes of Jimmy Choos, Louboutins, and Blahniks, and makes them run back and forth multiple times during her visit. At some point, the old pair get wrapped up in tissue paper and placed into one of the boxes, and the new pair go on her feet.

She makes sure she is standing when the clerk returns, purchases maybe one pair of the dozens she tried on, and walks out of the store with one pair in a bag and one pair on her feet. So it’s always a half-price sale for this sneaky girl and her size 7 1/2 feet. (Blind Gossip)

If any of the salespeople involved in this knew shit about shit, they’d make that money back by selling the thief’s used shoes on eBay complete with her full name and preserved foot stank.

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