What In The Hell Kind Of GD EVERYTHING Is This?

March 15, 2011 / Posted by:

Somewhere in a nursery in the bowels of Hell, one of Satan’s minions is cradling his new spawn while adjusting her crotch-killing C-section panties that look just like the bikini bottoms Ke$ha Travolta wore to visit a pineapple under the sea the beach in Adelaide, Australia today. Who knew that the demon shop workers of the underworld were so skilled at weaving fabric with their claws?

If you want to look like Grandpa Munster working his shit on the cover of Sports Illustrated: Fupa Edition, this is definitely the unflattering bikini for you!

On a positive note, Ke$ha is a card carrying member of the “Don’t Give A Fuck As Long As You Take My Picture” Club, so she just doesn’t give a fuck as long as she hears those clicks. And yes, just like Ke$ha’s music, these pictures need more auto-tune.

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