The good news is that I’m actually writing a post about Seann William Scott. The bad news is that it’s a post about how he’s going through some shit and needs to sip on black coffee and chain smoke cigarettes on a rehab patio for a while. Seann William Scott’s rep confirms to People that the Dude, Where’s My Car? star (That little introduction isn’t helping him, right?) has checked into a treatment facility. Stifler’s mom, get your pussy off the pool table and come help this child!
“Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues. He appreciates the support of his many fans at this time.”
MANY fans? It’s pretty clear that his rep also needs help for their addiction to exaggerating. Ho better follow Seann right on in.
The rep kept shit vague, so Seann’s personal issues could really be anything. Maybe he’s realized that he’s addicted to first names? Whatever the case may be, I hope he gets the help that he needs and wears that glorious Old School mullet wig while doing so.