Let’s start off this day right with a dollop of freshly whipped cuntness straight out of the talking bowl on Jason Patric’s face. This is also a sprinkling of randomness that has been crystallizing since 2003. Jason is currently starring on Broadway in That Champion Season and the last time the lush mop of hunk fur on his chest got time under the spotlight was in
A Streetcar Named Desire Cat on a Hot Tin Roof co-starring Ashley Judd. Julia Roberts’ old jump-off used a few choice words to describe Ashley. Basically, Ashley sat on that bed the whole time, wouldn’t let anybody else sit on it and thought she was the only good enough to touch it. Jason ran his tongue through a knife sharpener and then said this to Entertainment Weekly:
“She’s lazy, selfish and arrogant.”
Well, if Jason is right about the “lazy” part then his quote is really helping Ashley out. The next time someone asks Ashley for three words she’d use to describe herself, she doesn’t even have to lift one brain cell off of its velvet chaise to come up with an answer. Jason has already given her the words! Ashley should really send him a bouquet of blooming anuses as a thank you, but I know that she’s way too lazy to lift a finger to call.
via Village Voice