Orit Fux’s Good Name Must Be Cleared!

March 15, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Almost two weeks ago, a video recreation of the Garden of Eden starring the jewel of Israel Orit Fux as Eve and a titty-hating snake made the Internet rounds. It was picked up by OhNoTheyDidnt on in their post joked that after the snake attacked Orit’s chest globe of desire, it died from silicone poisoning. Yesterday, The Sun posted the video and took ONTD’s joke as fact. It quickly spread everywhere from The View to Regis & Kelly to The NY Post and beyond.

Now everybody thinks that the angelic Orit Fux is partly responsible for killing a snake. It won’t be long before Peta demands that Israel’s health department put a warning label on her tits. Orit did get a tetanus shot, but her titty sack was never punctured and her body is not filling with silicone. The snake didn’t die of silicone poisoning.

If anything, the snake probably turned into a gorgeous prince moments after his tongue touched Orit’s magically delicious chichis.

via RichJuz

Tags: Excuse My Beauty, I Don't Like Jokes

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