Have you been looking for something to gargle out the aftertaste in your soul left by Rebecca Black’s haunting ode to the weekend? Unfortunately, I have yet to find the audio version of spiked sandpaper, but here’s the next best thing. Put your ear on top of Jenna Rose’s “My Jeans.” I will not comment on this child’s eyebrow situation at this time. I will also not comment on how somebody should be arrested for letting a 12-year-old drive. But I will say that auto-tune is a helluva drug and it’s the real narcotic ruining our nation’s youth. Dateline NBC should do an expose on that shit.