Brokeback Sandbox

March 15, 2011 / Posted by:

Never mind that Justin Bieber’s wax figure looks more like a young Anna Chlumsky in a children’s theater production of Boys Don’t Cry, look at how he’s romancing that thing. Every picture needs a flock of cartoon bluebirds making a heart shape frame out of pink ribbon. Every picture also needs a warning label, because it’s a little creepy that the child is child touching a child statue.

Selena Gomez better heat her shank over the burner, because the Bieber doesn’t know how to quit his wax figure.

And here’s a song to guide you through this gallery of young love.

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