Zac Efron Can Grow Armpit Hair?!

March 14, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Are we sure those aren’t armpit wigs? Sigh. Our princess is growing up so fast. The Zac Efron of yesterday was a delicate Twink who could balance a bubble on the tip of his eyelashes, and the Zac Efron of today is almost as built as one of Kellan Lutz’s nipples. It’s as if Cinderella got in Hercules’ drawer of growth hormone supplements and testosterone boosters. Dude must be putting extra weights on the bottom of his bronzer sticks.

Australia’s NW Magazine published a few pictures of Zac casually working the pole with his nipples out and flashing a new arm tattoo. When I squint my eyes to see what his tattoo is, I get off track and focus on his copper penny nipples instead. But since Zac is the epitome of butch, I’m guessing the tattoo is two swan feathers twirling in a unicorn’s air kiss. That must be it.

Tags: Panty Pudding, Zac Efron

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