The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 11th!
March 14, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
Just as “Guns, guts and God made this country great” …
“Black roots, boots and gloves made this Walmart glamour shot.” – citizenstrange
Runners-up:
The Alaskan Daddy Club releases their new slogan to protect the virtue of their daughters: “Bang it in the front, and you’ll get a bang in the back.” – seejaneclick
Her classmates voted her “most likely to be arrested by both the fashion police and the actual police.” – GingeMinge
Despite much hype, the only illicit items recovered from Charlie Sheen’s home were this 1800’s era rifle and this 1980’s era goddess. – Danasaurus
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