Brit Brit Spears, her current piece Jason Trawick and her former piece KFed all gathered together on Saturday afternoon to cheer on SPF in a Little League game. Well, Brit Brit mainly showed up because she heard they were serving Rolling Cheese hot dog sandwiches on Hawaiian bread (note: she’s got her eatin’ leggings on). And KFed showed up, because he’s coaching SPF’s team. Even though Brit Brit sticks a wad of 100s in KFed’s fupa side-cleavage every month so that he can buy more pairs of baggy capris from Land End’s Chaz Bono line, it’s still nice to see that they can come together for the Cheetolings.
You know who I wish would stop living together in harmony? Brit Brit’s pickled feet and those horrific studded UGGs that traveled to this planet in a colonic tube shoved up hell’s ass. Please tell me that KFed devoured one of those evil things after Brit dropped some nacho cheese on it.
It would make my Monday if I knew that one of those UGGs is keeping Bit Bit company at the bottom of KFed’s stomach.