Afternoon Crumbs

I have love for Liv Tyler’s side braid, but only because I see it as an homage to Dr. Kimberly Shaw – The Berry

Fishsticks Paltrow needs to eat 10lbs of ground STFU. She can eat it in a lettuce wrap if it makes her feel better – Lainey Gossip

Is Snooki sure her ass didn’t snap off Vinnie’s watermelon dick and hold on to it? – The Superficial

When the bullee fights back (side note: why do they all looks like they are trapped in 1985?) – Towleroad

Emmanuelle Chriqui or JWoww’s slightly more attractive younger sister? – Hollywood Tuna

Dear Vanessa Hudgens, stop posing in front of your cell phone for one minute and use it to call Penthouse (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Charlie Sheen’s live show sells it out in 18 minutes, which is also the average number of times an audience member will punch themselves in the face when the house lights go up – Celebitchy

Avril Lavigne got a neck tattoo. Unfortunately, it doesn’t say: Stuck with stupid ↑ – Just Jared

The ironic thing is that her implants were probably made in China – TDW

Sandy Duncan is looking hot – Popoholic

Kellan Lutz’s insane muscles make him look like he’s wearing a shoulder puff sweater – Popsugar

Ryan Phillipe’s daughter is anti-Bieber – ICYDK

Alyssa Milano needs to stop – I’m Not Obsessed

RiRi covers Vogue – OMG Blog

Splitting images of the stars – Cityrag

Elle Macpherson is wearing last night’s shoes, right? – Hollywood Rag

Throw Tinsley Mortimer back into the Saks Fifth Avenue store room from which she came from and tell me more about her latest piece – Celebslam

Bryan Adams is going to be a dad – SOW

I really want to see Steve Harvey and his bodyguard 69 motorboat each other – Crunk + Disorderly