That “Mila’s Doing Justin” Rumor Is Back

March 12, 2011 / Posted by:

There they are! As soon as Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel announced that their bond of love has been cut with the razor sharp falsetto notes shooting out of his mouth, I just knew it was only a matter of time before that Mila Kunis talk got a bigger spot on the stage. The rumor going around is that Mila washed the Macaulay Culkin off of her with Justin’s saliva, but E! News says that they are only flirting with each other after working together on that Friends with Benefits mess. In this day and age, you can’t flirt without bodily fluids so a big “UH HUH” to this shit.

A source type who knows Mila says they are keeping things friendly, “Justin is very interested in Mila. They’ve been flirting, but so far nothing has happened.”

Reps for both Mila and Justin had nothing to say about this.

A different source tells People that Justin and Jessica stopped licking each other butts, because they simply grew apart. It had nothing to do with Mila or anybody else. Cut to the source: “There really wasn’t a final straw. They’re just two people who realized they wanted different things in life and were headed in different directions.”

Yeah, he was headed for more famous poon pastures and she was headed for the weight room, because…well..she works out a lot and is usually heading for the weight room.

If “flirting” leads to Mila and Justin posing in staged photo-ops that end up in the corner of a Star Magazine cover, then I don’t know what to do with her! Going from Kevin McCallister to a second-tier Mickey Mouse Club member?! Child star downgrade. Will somebody please point Mila in the right direction by texting her Chunk’s number.


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