Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 12, 2011 / Posted by:

One of Dlisted’s life goals is to feature every single person, place and thing from Full House as a Hot Slut, so it’s Harry “Chief” Takayama’s turn! Stephanie Tanner grew up, became a full-blown Plushie and married Mr. Bear in a non-denominational ceremony in the middle of the stuffed animal section at a KB Toy Store outlet in Tulare, CA, but before then she was destined to skip into the end credits of life with her best friend/fake husband Harry Takayama. Harry was only in a handful of episodes and his last appearance was in season 3, but he will forever be remembered as Stephanie’s greatest friend (after Mr. Bear).

Who knows what became of Harry. My guess is that he stayed in San Francisco for college, got a job as a programmer at a startup dot-com and married a vegan Indian graphic artist before leaving her for an older Washington man he met in an Anime chat room on IRC. Harry is forever on a journey of self-discovery, so he ultimately decided that the only way he can get to the core of his being is if he frees himself of sexual distractions. Harry is now an asexual artist who makes mood rings inspired by his old friend Stephanie Tanner. Of course, the line is called “How Mood.” And yes, he developed a major phobia to jump ropes.

Harry was played by Nathan Nishiguchi who only has one acting credit after Full House. In some message boards, they say that Nathan graduated from Wharton and lives in San Francisco. This is not confirmed, but I do hope that he takes a minute to work on that line of mood rings.

Note: That blurry shit was the only most recent picture I could find of Nathan.

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