All The Ladies Are Getting On This

Behold, the majestic gut that sits on top of the heads of at least three lovely ladies a day while they lick on the glorious lo-mein noodle and try to breathe through their b-holes because you know it gets stifling in there. Cee Lo Green made all of us sing out “FUCK YOU” in unison, but apparently hos from around the world are screaming “FUCK ME” at him all the time. Ladies just can’t get enough of rolling around with the Violet Beauregarde of R&B. Cee Lo proudly tells The Sun that he’s neck deep in pussy most days.

“I’m definitely having more sex than the average man. Yes, two or three women a night, trust me. The other day I slept with two women – not at the same time – because I was at home and they missed me. But you know, these are my friends, we missed each other. So I just want to give joy and good tidings, that’s what it’s all about.

The Lady Killer has got all the girls in a frenzy. Everybody wants to know what’s up with the big man. It makes sense because I’m a great guy – I’m charming, I’m funny, I’m sexually potent.”

And it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he’s a world famous singer with a pocket full of riches! But really, I believe him. Look at Cee Lo! Don’t act like you wouldn’t suck Whoppers out of his belly button. Shit, he probably cums Whoppers. Yes, I would.