Hayden Panettiere did it first and now Katherine Heeeeeeiiiggggl is running around looking like she’s about to pinch Ole’ Bill’s ear and pull him off of an intern’s crotch. Only Hillary Clinton herself and late-in-life lesbians who always flip the shirt collar over the blazer lapel (that goes out to you Meredith Baxter) should be allowed to have hair like that. Not the likes of Hayden of HEIGL!
Because Heigl is holding a caged puppy and looks like a slightly younger Carol Channing trying to burp out a queef in some pictures (that’s a compliment), I will refrain from telling you how I really feel about this cut. Wiping the cuntness off my finger tips for now.