My skin is almost the same shade as Matthew McConaughey’s after laying my eyeballs on these pictures of his mother Kay McCabe raising her dress (from Coldwater Creek’s Freak in the Streets Collection) and flashing her nude chonies at the Hollywood premiere of Abraham Lincoln Log Lawyer (or whatever the hell that shit is called) last night. Sometimes when there’s not a subway grate around for you to stand over, you have to create your own Some Like It Hot moment. The best part is that Kay served up her goodies while posing next to her son Rooster. Rooster is like, “Cock-a-doodle-don’t, mom!” But thank the hell she cock-a-doodle-did, because Kay definitely brought the heat. If this is what happens when you mix Metamucil and Four Loko, serve it to all of our grannies and grandpas!
A little warning though: you might want to cut eye holes in a fireproof blanket and throw it over your head before looking at all these pictures of Kay. Because if you don’t, the fire blowing off of Kay’s legs will leave you with the complexion of burnt Indian clay like Matthew McConaughey, and now me.
And believe it or not, other people actually showed up to last night’s premiere even though Kay is really the one who matters. In order-ish: Matthew McGreasyhey, Camila Alves, Frances Fisher, Miss Kay with Rooster and Ryan Phillipe.