Afternoon Crumbs

March 11, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Why do I feel the sudden urge to eat dim sum with Kate Bosworth’s legs? – Lainey Gossip

Um, the new Travolta baby wasn’t playing the piano, he was typing out “HELP ME” in Morse code – The Superficial

Like a family of warthogs trapped in a black plastic bag (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry’s chichis playing a game of peek-a-boo in Germany – Hollywood Tuna

You know you’re a new kind of gross when even The Situation won’t hump on you – Towleroad

The Super 8 trailer! – TDW

Taylor Momsen dressed like a beer maid at a German S&M club – Popoholic

Jane Fonda knows how to party – Celebitchy

Gerard Butler takes his luscious tetes and neck beard to the gym – Just Jared

Panty Creamer of the Day: Alex O’Loughlin – The Berry

Sharon Stone is ALWAYS hot – ICYDK

Gaycrest going to a leather party – Popsugar

Jewel and her unborn baby are fine after getting in a gnarly (not a nod a to Charlie Sheen) car accident today – I’m Not Obsessed

What children’s TV looks like in Hell – Cityrag

Jon Cryer admits he’s a troll – Hollywood Rag

Rapunzel dropped the prince and started a new life as a Detroit lady pimp – Crunk + Disorderly

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