Turn The Hose On All Of Them!

March 10, 2011 / Posted by:

While Justin Bieber’s publicist squirts out an orgasm over all the “Not Since The Beatles…” headlines this is going to get, dozens of Beliebers flooded the streets of Liverpool with panty pudding after finding out that the world’s most famous singing toddler was inside. Liverpool police were forced to close down roads and bring in officers to control the crowd. The police have instructed The Lesbeaver to stay inside out of fear that if the mob of crazy girls see him, they’ll start a riot. Ugh. A riot over a baby?! Who the fuck do those girls think they are? Angelina Jolie? Move along. Damn.

The Hollywood Reporter
says that Bieber is coincidentally staying in the Beatles-themed Hard Day’s Night Hotel. The hotel manager also down played the hysteria and said that everything’s going to be fine.

“It’s very good natured. People who have reservations in the restaurant are still coming in and people are drinking in the bars. It’s just a bit louder than usual,” he said. There have been no reports of injuries. There are about a thousand fans there.

“The police are managing the situation but people can still get in and out, there’s no sense of threat. I feel a bit sorry for the people around the hotel, but for the majority of girls outside, they are having a great time. He’s easiest the biggest star we have had here for years.”

The Bieber/Beatles comparison are ridiculous, because they only thing they have in common is that they both can be accused of committing forehead suffocation.

Wait, are we sure that shit didn’t get lost in translation and the girls actually think that Justine Bateman is inside the hotel? Because that would make more sense.

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