Ashlee Simpson Might Be On Some New Shit

March 10, 2011 / Posted by:

Over at E! News they have a picture of Ashlee Simpson engaging in some light public displays of affection with a dude who goes by the name of Craig Owens. Craig is in a band called D.R.U.G.S and just so happens to be one of Pete Wenz’s best friends. Yes, Pete just didn’t double over because his neck couldn’t take the weight of his new fro. Just when Pete was getting over getting stabbed in the ass by Ashlee’s chin, he just got stabbed again by Craig’s shank! Now Pete has a real reason to be extra angsty during shows.

A source tells UsWeekly that Pete is the one who helped Craig put together the band D.R.U.G.S and can’t believe this is how he’s being repaid! The source kept laying it on thick, “Pete did a lot for this guy. Craig was in another band and got kicked out. Pete found Craig, built a band around him and signed him. He’s shocked at how this guy is repaying him.”

But a different source says that Pete doesn’t need to take a can of spray paint to Craig’s skateboard and write “SK8WHORE” on it, because Ashlee is just spending time with him. This source says that Craig is comforting Ashlee and helping her through this difficult time. Yeah, we all know how that goes.

One minute you’re crying on their shoulders, the next minute you’re using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away. Comforting, my ass. I mean, comforting Asheel’s ass. But isn’t it funny that just as Pete let his fro bloom, Ashlee dropped him and picked up a dude who has a mop that is almost identical to hers? Narcissist and FRO HATER!

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