Afternoon Crumbs

March 10, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Nothing says “future restraining order recipient” like tattooing a shrine to Julia Roberts’ face on your body – TDW

David Beckham working the weeping Cullen cut – Lainey Gossip

This is some “art imitating life” shit – The Superficial

Is Gemma Massey like the Aubrey O’Day of the UK (but with zero singing abilities)? – Hollywood Tuna

Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillipe are still fuck buddies (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Dave Franco and Chris Mintz in a “You’re So Hot” duel – Towleroad

Xtina in the making – The Berry

Good news for single death eaters, Ashley Olsen is free again – Celebitchy

Spider-Man should take a page out of The Producers book and just make it a Nazi-themed musical – Just Jared

This dude is smooth – Popoholic

The movie that convinced Mickey Rourke that Megan Fox is the greatest actress of her generation is going straight to DVD – Hollywood Rag

Charlie Sheen’s pick for his replacement is not getting picked – ICYDK

Meanwhile, is Ke$ha really wearing a fanny pack? – I’m Not Obsessed

Nuts for soccer – Cityrag

At first I thought Halle Berry channeled all her rage into doing ab crunches – Moe Jackson

Stunt Queens: Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz are – Popsugar

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