A mishap is when you accidentally send your Churro peen pictures to World Star Hip Hop or the stylist chosen for your photo shoot has a strange fetish for all things Family Matters related. Those are mishaps. “Mishap” can not be used to describe the beating of Rihanna. But that’s exactly the word Chris Brown used in his interview with Page Six Magazine. Chris made it sound like the whole thing is just one giant shrug to him. Casper should’ve put his hand over Chris Brown’s mouth when he had the chance. Here’s what Chris said:
“People are always gonna talk. But I’m in a positive place. I consider myself a grown-ass man. And at the end of the day, if I walk around apologizing to everybody, I’m gonna look like a damn fool.
A handful of people stuck by me. But when [most] people see certain things happen to somebody, they usually turn away. They don’t want to get involved with it because they don’t want their name attached to anything negative. Unknowingly, they kind of show their true colors when they do that. But you can’t blame people for how they want to be portrayed or if they don’t want to be associated with somebody who had a particular mishap.
People kind of get clouded, and then when they get up to the top, they kind of lose a bit of themselves and they’re not as humble. So knowing how it can be taken away and given back and taken away again, it kind of just taught me to be focused.”
Since this bitch looks like a third-rate Urkel impersonator, he should’ve stayed in character and simply said: