Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 9, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

And it’s come to this….. An $8 tin of COW FARTS sold by a company in Germany. Yeah, I thought Jessica Simpson already had a fragrance out, but the makers of this mess swear they’re the first to put cow farts in a can. They also say it’s the perfect product for city people who miss the smell of the country. It’s also perfect for those kinky sucios out there who just love getting dutch ovened by a cow. I’m not here to judge. And due to the overwhelming demand for the culo air of cows, they also plan to package the scent of horses, pigs and manure.

As much as I’d love to smell the country, I’m good with sniffing trash water and sidewalk shit for now. Hey, we should package those scents for country hos who miss the city! Somebody get a hobo to fart in a can and let’s get this business started!

via Metro (Thanks Ann, yeah thanks)

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