Conspiracy Theories With Lil’ Kim

March 9, 2011 / Posted by:

Detective La Toya Jackson can call off the search for a sidekick, because the Watson to her Sherlock has been found. Lil’ Kim has proven that her eyes can see through the fog and she has what it takes to prowl through the cobblestone streets in search of the truth! On the anniversary of Biggie’s murder, Kim called in to Power 95.3 in Orlando to give one of her theories on who killed B.I.G. and Tupac. SPOILER ALERT: Kim thinks Uncle Sam pulled the trigger. But here’s Kim in her own words:

“I always felt like Biggie and Tupac’s deaths was bigger than how they tried to make it believed to be. Them two was very powerful guys. They both could have ran for mayor just like Arnold Schwarzenegger and probably won, and you know I think the government is looking at it like, ‘We can not have these two hood dudes with this much power running for mayor or something like that and winning’. Because they feel like they would have lost control I think.

I can’t say whether this person is involved or that person is involved and you know, no ones knows, but I do know that it’s deeper than people would like it to believe to be.”

You can HAHAHAHA at Kim all you want, but she does have a point. The names Co-Mayor Shakur and Co-Mayor Biggie do make me want to re-register in California and vote a bitch in. Free clinics would have buffets with a blunt section. We’d all vote for them.

So Kim is definitely onto something. As soon as she solves the case of her missing original face, she should team up with Det. La Toya and get to the bottom of this!

via Radar

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