Afternoon Crumbs

March 9, 2011 / Posted by:

What the fuck happened to Rainbow Brite and Lala Orange?! – Hollywood Tuna

Salma Hayek is just a regular old Parisian housewife – Lainey Gossip

Charlie Sheen’s #1 fan is not going to jail – The Superficial

Any self-respecting slutty white cholita would never wear that bracelet so Miley Cyrus needs to try again (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Target is dead to Lady GagaTowleroad

Taking all those mug shots did Lindsay Lohan some good in the face posing department – The Berry

Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin?! I hope Marky Mark will play Trigg Palin so it can be a Boogie Nights reunion – Just Jared

Gwen Stefani in Elle UK – Popsugar

It looks like Megan Fox’s titty sacks can’t stand each other – Popoholic

Why “boob” is the perfect word – TDW

Joon is going to be a mom – Celebitchy

Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark needs Tangina to clean their house – Gawker

For sickness and in health, til death (by your own hand because you can’t take Rachel’s laugh anymore) do you part – ICYDK

The Glee gay sex talk really just made me want to have a one night stand, to be honest – ICYDK

Some of these little monsters (I can’t with that name…still) look better than GagaCityrag

Jennifer Aniston could diaper a baby for months with all the “I’m Having a Baby!” covers she’s had over the years – Hollywood Rag

That overpriced thin piece of shit necklace Lindsay Lohan stole could be yours (LiLo’s neck sweat included) – I’m Not Obsessed

Good luck with that – Popbytes

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