Tom Brady Kills The Beat With His Hot Moves

March 8, 2011 / Posted by:

Above is the answer to the question: who is the beat scared of? It’s Tom Brady dancing by himself at Carnival in Rio! Tom is getting it and then some. Dude is moving like a grandma whose laxative just kicked in while she’s trying to climb a ladder. This ALMOST makes up for the fact that all of Tom’s hotness is slowly draining out of the greasy spout of hair on the back of his head. But Tom will keep winning me over with his herp derp bounce.

And here’s Tom relaxing on the balcony of his hotel with Gis after a night of shaking his shit.

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