Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 8, 2011 / Posted by:

During an Atlanta Braves-Toronto Blue Jays spring-training game on Friday, second baseman Dan Uggla lost control of his bat and it went flying into the crowd. People flinched and raised their feet (or babies) hoping to shield their faces from a shit load of pain that rogue bat was about to cause. But Mitch Davie of Brooklyn GOT THIS for everybody. Without spilling one drop of his Red Stripe, Mitch caught the bat with one hand. Mitch saved a man’s face, saved everyone from getting blood splatters on their snacks and kept his beer safe. And he did it all with his eyes closed! I bet he’s bottle-feeding a litter of orphan kittens with his feet down below.

After this picture was taken, Mitch threw the bat back onto the field just as the pitcher shot out another ball. Mitch’s flying bat hit the ball and out of the stadium it went. Home run!

Red Stripe should really change their slogan to: HOORAY MITCH!

Picture by David Goldman/AP via The Seattle Times

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