And The Fighting Begins

March 8, 2011 / Posted by:

Did you really for a second think that Papa Joe was going to let this divorce drama wrap up without stroking every droplet of attention out of it? So I bet Papa Joe totally whispered in Ashlee Simpson’s ear, “I’m not wearing any chonies.” No, Papa Joe advised Ashlee to file for primary custody of Manhattan Chuchundra. That way the court dwellers at TMZ would get a hold of the documents and BAM! There’s Ashlee’s name right under a red banner that says EXCLUSIVE. When Ashlee lit up over this idea, Papa Joe took the opportunity to ask if he could roll around naked in her dirty laundry later. Ashlee turned him down. Better luck next time, Joe.

TMZ reports that Pete Wentz and Ashlee are about to go to court to fight for custody of their son. Ashlee wants primary, and Pete wants joint. Pete filed papers today asking the judge for joint physical and legal custody. Ashlee has yet to respond to Pete’s response.

No reason was given as to why they are fighting over this shit, but maybe it has something to do with the rumor going around that Pete doesn’t like that Ashlee is letting skater boys do Everclear shots off her chin all night.

Pete’s case for joint custody was strong until these pictures of him with Bronx Mowgli came out yesterday. This is Ashlee’s entire defense right here. Because carrying your son around while looking like a flood-fearing Chia Pet hipster counts as child humiliation.

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