And Just Like That, Eminem And Snoop Dogg Have New Names

March 8, 2011 / Posted by:

Alan Simpson, the former senator of Wyoming and a co-chair on The Deficit Reduction Commission, think the children of America are a bunch of rude little shits who wear their caps backawards and listen to way too much Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. Did Mr. Simpson just call our national’s youth SCAT LOVERS? Mr. Simpson needs to get his mind out of the dirty bedpan! Dude’s got prunes and extra-strength laxatives on the brain.

Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog should really get together with MC Skat Kat to become the new colons of Activia. No wonder Eminem has curbed the rage lately. Bitch finally took a shit.

But the real punchline of this YouTube clip is what they suggest you watch afterward:

Snoopy is in a bad mood, because he’s constipated! Duh. Charlie Brown needs to hook his dog up with the great suppository.

With all that being said, I’d still listen the shit out of Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog.

via Buzzfeed

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