It’s Carnival time in Rio and everyone from Jude Law to Gisele Bundchen to Pamela Anderson to Tom Brady are partying until their puzzle piece hairlines fall off (in Jude’s case) or until their faces fall off (in Gisele’s case) or until their labias fall off (in Pammy’s case) or until their ponytails fall off (in Tom’s case).
Jude Law started things off by getting himself a mouth full of Brazilian TV hostess Hebe Carmengo in the VIP Box. I’m sorry to say, but Jude and Sienna never made this kind of heat when their lips touched. It’s getting so hot that the hairs left on Jude’s head are about to scurry down south to his chest where it’s cooler. Hotter than if Charlie Sheen’s flame throw-hands fisted Heat Miser in the middle of a volcano.
And then the face of Canadian beauty Pamela Anderson cooled things off when she glided into the room like a fresh Spring breeze jumping off the petals of a daisy. Pamela was there with a new piece and nearly threw beads made of UGH at the audience when her DIY dress nearly exposed her danger zone.
As for Gis and Tom, the things dudes will grow to get some chocha. That ponytail makes Tom look like Samantha Ronson’s less attractive sister who is addicted to Pabst and male hormones.