In the beginning of a PSA for women’s rights, Daniel Craig starts off in his James Bond drag before slipping away and magically reappearing in an Ann Coulter wig and a hideous dress from Talbots (that dress definitely doesn’t say “It’s a Chico’s Kind of Day”). Sadly, they don’t show us any in-between footage of Daniel shimmying into a silicone breast bra or seductively rolling a thigh high stocking up his leg. That was a missed opportunity, because nothing says “gender equality” like James Bond in control-top panties. Roll that beautiful Bond footage:
I think I speak for all of our genitals when I say, we still would…in or out of drag. And yes, I want Judi Dench to narrate it.