Afternoon Crumbs
Where are the Graboids when you need them? – TDW
Dear Kate Winslet, there can only be one Brigitte Nielsen so stop it – Lainey Gossip
The bigger story here is that Taylor Momsen is wearing pants – The Superficial
Billy Ray Cyrus was just about to bawl lonely tears into his Taco Party Pack for one when he saw these pictures and got distracted (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
This is parody, right? – Towleroad
Why is Blake Lively wearing the Mandarin Oriental logo on her dress? – Hollywood Tuna
Sophie Monk hands in her gold diggers membership card – Celebitchy
Rafael Nadal’s nipples for Emporio Armani – Just Jared
Meet the dance assassin – The Berry
Halle Berry’s belly button peep hole dress is every shade of NO – Popoholic
Kate Hudson turning her womb into a baby sauna in Mexico – Popsugar
Demi Lovato thanks her fans in a video message, while looking like a 30-something office manager who has a boyfriend named “Flaco” and always blasts oldies in her cubicle – ICYDK
Scar loved him some lion dick, ALLEGEDLY – OMG Blog
If Miss Piggy scalped RiRi and wore her hair – Crunk + Disorderly
Tell Ceiling Eyes to go back inside and not come out until she’s got Mama Patridge with her – Moe Jackson
What the flock? – Cityrag
Whatever happened to good old-fashioned booze and heroin addictions on Celebrity Rehab? – Hollywood Rag
I want to knead dough on Jason Patric’s glorious forehead – SOW
Chaz Bono and KFed must share stylists – Celebslam
But did Mimi play the baby bottle battle game? – I’m Not Obsessed