Afternoon Crumbs

March 7, 2011 / Posted by:

Where are the Graboids when you need them? – TDW

Dear Kate Winslet, there can only be one Brigitte Nielsen so stop it – Lainey Gossip

The bigger story here is that Taylor Momsen is wearing pants – The Superficial

Billy Ray Cyrus was just about to bawl lonely tears into his Taco Party Pack for one when he saw these pictures and got distracted (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

This is parody, right? – Towleroad

Why is Blake Lively wearing the Mandarin Oriental logo on her dress? – Hollywood Tuna

Sophie Monk hands in her gold diggers membership card – Celebitchy

Rafael Nadal’s nipples for Emporio Armani – Just Jared

Meet the dance assassin – The Berry

Halle Berry’s belly button peep hole dress is every shade of NO – Popoholic

Kate Hudson turning her womb into a baby sauna in Mexico – Popsugar

Demi Lovato thanks her fans in a video message, while looking like a 30-something office manager who has a boyfriend named “Flaco” and always blasts oldies in her cubicle – ICYDK

Scar loved him some lion dick, ALLEGEDLY – OMG Blog

If Miss Piggy scalped RiRi and wore her hair – Crunk + Disorderly

Tell Ceiling Eyes to go back inside and not come out until she’s got Mama Patridge with her – Moe Jackson

What the flock? – Cityrag

Whatever happened to good old-fashioned booze and heroin addictions on Celebrity Rehab? – Hollywood Rag

I want to knead dough on Jason Patric’s glorious forehead – SOW

Chaz Bono and KFed must share stylists – Celebslam

But did Mimi play the baby bottle battle game? – I’m Not Obsessed

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