On last night’s SNL, Miley Cyrus dragged it up to play Justin Bieber on The Miley Cyrus Show. Yes, this is the reason why the malls are empty, the movie theaters are bare and not one tween screech be heard on the streets. Millions of tweens are in the corner of their closets shaking and crying because their hormones are in a state of paralyzed confusion right now. They don’t know whether they want to hump a pillow, come out to their parents or send a death Tweet to a fake Miley Cyrus Twitter account. Clip below:
But really, even though Miley’s got Justin’s Canadian gangster moves down, bitch looks nothing like him! They should’ve put a baby mask over her face instead of letting her go out with a Kardashian load of face paint. The Lesbeaver isn’t Zac Efron! Ho looks like a butch Chipette or like a beaver dressed up as Mrs. Brady. I just hope Justin Bieber doesn’t drop Pedolenza Gomez to date Miley Cyrus as Justin Bieber. That would be some “yodel for the four horsemen” shit.
And if you need more of Miley on SNL, all the clips are here. Maybe it’s because hangovers make me vulnerable, but I thought the show wasn’t totally terrible! Miley is as irritating as an ingrown pubic hair, but the bitch sort of pulled it off.