In Case You Missed It, Here’s Sheen’s Korner

You would think that Sheen’s Korner would be a place of endless LOL sermons and crackhead theatrics, but it turns out it’s about as entertaining as a dude in a chicken suit twirling an “OPEN HOUSE” sign for a new tract housing development (no offense to dudes in chicken suits twirling an “OPEN HOUSE” sign for a new tract housing development). Charlie Sheen ended his week-long media tour of fuckery last night on a sad boring note when he hosted “Sheen’s Korner” on Ustream. Charlie recited some dumb poem, told his kids he missed them, flashed his “winning” tattoo and announced his new Tiger Blood drink, but it all looked like a cumless cum shot to me.

The word “winning” is about to file a restraining order against Charlie and tigers are lining up to to get dog blood transfusions. Winning has officially become losing. The only drinking game for this mess is that every time Charlie or one of his minions says the word “winning” your soul will take a shot of its own vomit. It also doesn’t help that Charlie looks like the Crypt Keeper version of Matt Drudge. Charlie needs to turn off the red siren and stop.

And instead of wasting minutes of your time on Charlie’s mess, you might want to watch Bill Hader’s impersonation of Charlie Sheen from last night’s SNL.