Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Hot Dog on a Stick Hat!!! – The inside of my head today probably looks like a beaten bucket full of mutilated lemon carcasses and I’d love nothing more than to feed my hangover with stick full of grease and carbs, so why not pay tribute to the always entertaining Hot Dog on a Stick hat! A hat that looks like a clown’s dick head cozy and can double as a barf bin when you get nauseous from humping the lemons all day. I love it! I’ve always wanted to work at Hot Dog on a Stick, because they are the STARS of the food court! I don’t care if you bought a slice of baked colonic fluid and cheese form Sbarro or MSG noodles from Panda Express, your eyes are always on the Hot Dog on a Stick cast! Bitches bring style and entertainment to any mall’s emporium of heat lamps, slumped sadness and plastic trays.
The only thing that kept me from submitting an application into Hot Dog on a Stick was that the guys’ costume wasn’t as nearly as hot as the girls. The guys wore a boring ass visor with some long ass shorts. While the girls got some blue crotch huggers and the legendary hat. The guys looked like the epitome of carnival basic-ness circa 1979, but the chicks brought the real glamour. I should custom order one of those outfits and make that the official uniform of Dlisted. Just add some easy access holes and I’m ready to go!
Of course, my favorite part of the Hot Dog on a Stick experience is the making of the lemonade. My friends and I used to sit in the front and wait for the hot dude to pump the juice out of lemon balls, but he never made our lemonade peep show dreams come true. Dude always made the girls do it. RUDE! Anyways, here’s to the underrated heroes of the food court: the Hot Dog on a Stickers and their glorious hats!