Now we can all forget about that dreadful mug shot of Xtina looking like a waterlogged and constipated Linda Hogan after getting pulled out of her front yard fountain where she passed out in from drinking too many mud slides. Xtina had her beauty back last night and she it shine brightly as she left SmashBox studios in Culver City, CA last night. Paint makers can exhale a sigh of relief, because Xtina’s face is once again resembling a smeared painter’s palette. Xtina is so happy that she could fart. No, I think that’s really what she’s doing in that picture above.
In other red lipstick so thick you need Kevin Costner’s oil cleaning machine to get it off news, Xtina’s make-up artist Kristofer Buckle gave his make-up tips to StyleList and pretty much confirmed that she can paint a car with her lips.
“Red is so tricky because it can be messy and it can bleed. I use a product called LipSense and the color I have used on Christina (Aguilera) is called Blu-Red. It’s literally like car paint. It’s liquid so you apply it with a wand and it goes on like paint and it doesn’t have any drag to it, so it creates this perfectly gorgeous doll mouth. It dries completely with no moisture to it and then you apply a topcoat with just moisture. It doesn’t move.”
Car paint on her lips, bed liner paint on her eyes and a voice that sounds like an engine on a winter morning… Where the hell is Xtina’s cover of Car and Driver?